is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
People in love make me want to vomit
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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