i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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