Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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