She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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