ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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