i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Randomize
