and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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