Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I cockslap morals
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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