I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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