so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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