it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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