remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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