barbara walters just said penis...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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