He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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