escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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