even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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