It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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