You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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