TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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