Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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