an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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