how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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