I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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