I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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