I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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