when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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