mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
it was like eating out sand paper
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
