Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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