Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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