you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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