Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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