i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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