my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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