sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Nobody cheats on THIS.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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