My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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