Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
do nipples grow back?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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