Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Randomize
