Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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