I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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