Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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