That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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