This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Boobs are out for the taking
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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