So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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