That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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