I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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