I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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