Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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