so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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