When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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