I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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